The Foilist Who Fences Sabre

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
daeliwinter
sexygaywizard

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Holy shit, oh my god! 50 of them??

sexygaywizard

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Me when I'm a sexy gay wizard that suddenly realizes they are being followed by 50 rats

50rats

wizard rat leaping through the air, many tiny rats following, trying to catch up to sexygaywizardALT
sexygaywizard

OMG LMAO I WOULD NEVER RUN FROM YOU, 50 RATS, I JUST DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE BEHIND ME

sexygaywizard

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You know what you are so right... We have a bond, these 50 rats and I....

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OH SHIT OH NO

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WAIT

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I CAN'T FEED THIS MANY RATS

sexygaywizard

Oh wait I'm a fuckin wizard lol

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Yay :) Enough treats for everyone :)

qqtahng
hollowboobtheory

idk when we decided that explaining yourself shouldn't be part of an apology but like. if someone was a dick to me and apologizes but I still don't understand why they did it I'm not gonna feel any better

hollowboobtheory

"Sorry for hurting your feelings earlier. I was trying to say x, but I guess it came across wrong. I don't think you're stupid."

or

"Sorry I snapped at you. I didn't get enough sleep last night so my patience is a little low today."

is a better apology than

"I want you to know that I am sorry that my actions offended you. I take full accountability for my actions and I am listening and learning. I hear you."

ceekari

Hard agree. I wanna know what went wrong and why, and even more than that, I want to know that you know what went wrong and why.

ciravaesthetic

I think somewhere along the way people took "an explanation is not an excuse" and warped that to mean "if you provide and explanation as part of the apology, then you are hiding behind an excuse" which is... very incorrect. It's normal to communicate where you went wrong and why. To me that shows true consideration and deep thought. It conveys that you know WHY you were wrong AND that you'll do better. You can ALSO combine it with a genuine apology. Just don't be an asshole about it.

oswednesday
spenspens:
“itsapmseymour:
“liathepenguinologist:
“the intersecting needs of christian childrens cartoons to make all biblical figures both painfully average looking white people and as un-sexualized as possible creates a hellish world where all of...
liathepenguinologist

the intersecting needs of christian childrens cartoons to make all biblical figures both painfully average looking white people and as un-sexualized as possible creates a hellish world where all of humanity is descended from 2 Jon Arbuckles

itsapmseymour

I’m gonna need a sketch concept of Garfield as the Snake on my desk by 5.

spenspens

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I may have to cleanse my computer after this act of sacrilege.

guardiaforest
caribert

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